Advice From The Comic Hack 129 – The “Call Me Maybe – Sext Me Baby” Edition.

Sep 17

Advice From The Comic Hack 129 – The “Call Me Maybe – Sext Me Baby” Edition.

The most famous of all philosophical wordsmiths, the esteemed ‘Anonymous’ once sagely advised that “Procrastination is like masturbation; in the end you’re just screwing yourself.” I find this particular quote oh-so-relevant as I (finally) return to authoring my allegedly weekly Advice Column with one of the juiciest questions I’ve gotten in a while.   British philosopher, logician, mathematician, historian, social critic and political activist Bertrand Russell once opined “Civilized people cannot fully satisfy their sexual instinct without love.” Maybe he’s right. Maybe you , me, all the people on the internet today are just uncivilized horn-dogs ‘cause it sure seems like a lot of us are trying to satiate this hunger not only without LOVE, but often without even another person in the room.  Feminist, journalist, social and political activist and professional ball buster – said with all respect; those balls needed to be busted – Gloria Steinem weighed in with “The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.” Today I tackle a salacious question about a growing, excited aspect of SEX in the 21st century. Have fun reading this boys and girls and I’d LOVE to have you send me more questions for future columns to advicequestions@tortugatwins.com.      I have a question about the phenomenon on social media called ‘Sexting’. I have to put some of my photos online because of my business. Since this began I have received a few requests from guys who want me to sext with them.  I guess some people view it as a way to start a physical relationship with someone, but others, it appears they just are curious. It’s so odd to me. It seems so impersonal and is more for the guy than it is for the girl. But then again if the girl gets off, fantastic. I’m more a reality person and really don’t think there is a point to it. Truly not understanding why this seems to be so intriguing for guys (and/or girls)?   Let’s be clear – we’re talking about masturbating here. “Buffing the Bishop” or “Flicking the Bean.” “Spanking the Monkey” or “Beating Around the Bush.” “Diving for Pearls” or “Beating your Meat”. Sexting is just another form of masturbation where YOU...

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